Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks
Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...