Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...