M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...