I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!