Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...