Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...