Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...