No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...