The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...