Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...