A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...