Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
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|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...