Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...