Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...