Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...