Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...