Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...