Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader