5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...