Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...