Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.