The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...