What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Divine Right
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A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Reduce national debt
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A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
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