Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...