Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
A cat’s dictionary
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Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...