Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...