If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...