How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...