Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...