Flying!
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No Batteries?
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A stolen credit card
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How to buy a stero
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How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
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Lawyers are greedy
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
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Trucker Computer Terms
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Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...