Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...