What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
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Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Elephant jokes 07
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The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...