Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...