A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.