Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...