Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...