Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...