Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.