To jump or not to jump
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Newest ATM machines
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What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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The Absent Minded Doctor
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Choking a girlfriend
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Four anti road protesters?
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