Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....