Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.