Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...