Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...