I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...