Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...