She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...