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This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Snowmen and Snowladies
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New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
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Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...