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Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
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Elephant jokes 04
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The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!