Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...