Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...