Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...