Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....